so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
