btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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