Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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