marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
dude. I can hear the air.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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