Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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