I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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