with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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