hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
