She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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