no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
