My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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