i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude i'm inner monologue high
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Sorry my hands just texted you
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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