i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I touched a dick in church today
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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