I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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