he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
send nudes
from the living room?
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