well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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