Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize