He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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