How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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