Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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