im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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