brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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