So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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