we have officially lost it.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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