i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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