So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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