Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
