Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
