Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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