I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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