no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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