I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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