All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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