BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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