I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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