had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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