There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
