On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It was confusing and full of hummus
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize
