quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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