We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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