i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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