No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize