found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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