K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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