I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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