remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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