Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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