I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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