If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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