I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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