Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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