fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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