its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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